Posts Tagged ‘school’

h1

Twenty Lies

November 8, 2008

Dilbert.com

Lies Children Tell Teachers

  1. I did the homework but left it at home.
  2. I came to see you for my detention but I couldn’t find you.
  3. I work better when I’m sat with my friends.
  4. I don’t care if you tell my parents.
  5. I didn’t do anything wrong.
  6. I can’t afford to buy that (usually a ruler, pen, new planner or shoes)
  7. I’m never coming to this lesson again.
  8. I’m allowed to wear my coat.
  9. I’ve already done that detention.
  10. I wasn’t talking.

Lies Teachers Tell Children

  1. That’s really good work.
  2. If you are being bullied tell your form tutor and they will deal with it.
  3. The most important thing is that you tried your best.
  4. It helps to talk about your feelings.
  5. Violence never solves anything.
  6. I like you.
  7. This subject will teach you lots of important skills.
  8. This is a very good school.
  9. It is very important that you do homework.
  10. I like all of the other teachers.
Advertisements
%d bloggers like this: